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2005-06-26T21:00:00.000-07:00

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This is a Piece of Shit

2004-10-14T21:52:00.000-07:00

This article in an Aussie paper sheds some more light on what was alluded to in earlier reports about the seven SEALs that have been unfairly charged with aggravated assault during the capture of a suspected terrorist in Iraq. It seems that a buddy fucker made it through the platoon workup and into Iraq with the platoon. This particular shithead had been caught trying to steal a comrade's body armor, and was being processed out of the Teams for his infractions (hopefully after receiving the ass whipping of his life following a platoon convened Kangaroo Court). In an effort to reduce the penalties imposed upon himself, this fucking scumbag made claims to the NCIS about a prisoner taking a rifle butt to the cranium while attempting to avoid capture who subsequently died. The NCIS in a futile effort to live up the bullshit hype of their new TV show, bought this ridiculous load crap. The NCIS is like a small podunk police department inside a major county. The small town boys can investigate petty crimes, but have to call in the Sheriff's office when something big happens. Think FBI. I have been in the courtroom and had to listen to NCIS agents promote outrageous theories to explain every day SEAL Team procedures all the while tossing around ridiculous accusations supported more by fiction novels and hollywood movies than reality in a SEAL platoon.

This reminds me of a similar type of incident that I "heard about" once. A buddyfucker lost his dive rig during a night evolution and he stole another's rig. Once the serial numbers on the rigs were checked, the crime was revealed. After a search was conducted, and the rig was found and that serial number was verified the platoon "acted". Buddy fuckers must be beaten mercilessly and then if not reformed, banished into obscurity. According to "legend" the above mentioned shitbag was never reformed, and his reputation as a buddy fucking scumbag is well known in the Teams.

Buddy fuckers will never prosper so long as Blue Falcon Blog exists. Dear readers, if there are any, please forward your stories of buddy fucking so that I may expose these pieces of shit for all the world to scorn.

Bremer Falcon

2004-10-05T09:07:00.000-07:00

Well it looks like former Coalition Authority Chief L. Paul Bremer found out that he was not going to get the Secretary of State job in the next Bush Administration. Speaking at a conference in Sulphur Springs, WV, Bremer took the opportunity to throw the President down the stairs, "We paid a big price for not stopping it because it established an atmosphere of lawlessness," Bremer said. "We never had enough troops on the ground." Thank you very much Mr. Smarty Pants. Even though Rush says that Bremer's comments were taken out of context, an experienced operator like Bremer ought to know better. It seems that you can take the man out of the State Department, but you can't take the State Department out of the man. To make matters worse, this asshole has made this comment at a time near the election when there is a wide spread spin campaign saying that the President is on the ropes. When you are entrusted with such an important job by the President, and you come home from a job well done to disparage the very man that has made you what you are today, you are a buddy fucker. Fuck You Paul!

Classic Blue Falcon move

2004-09-30T16:14:00.000-07:00

As a native of Los Angeles, I am obviously a Laker fan which makes this buddy fuck so much more disturbing. This punk move by Kobe Bryant is a textbook example of what buddy fuckers will do to get themselves out of a jam by trying to put someone else in one. To volunteer the idea that Shaq has paid women off $1M to keep quiet about having been raped is a gutless and cowardly thing to say even if you know it to be true. What did he possibly think that he would accomplish by saying this? Did he think that the Detectives would be so grateful to hear some gossip from a sports superstar about another superstar that they would drop the case? Are you shitting me? If I was in that interview, I would love to have some dumbass suspect prattle on about Shaq's malfeasance with women. I would have Kobe tell me what kind of similar situations he was talking about, "Gimme the details, Kobe. Cool." Or did Kobe want to take the opportunity of his police interview to become an informant and direct the cops onto the real perpetrator, Shaq? Either scenario is doubtful, which leaves the only conclusion: Kobe is a buddyfucking punk!

Diana Kerry

2004-09-20T16:22:00.000-07:00

You would think that being the sister of a Presidential candidate could be a facinating experience. But when you are a dumbass with the judgement of a seventh grade girl campaigning for school treasurer, you have the potential to do some damage. In one fell swoop this moron has managed to unnecessarily strain relations between the US and Australia, a key ally in the GWOT, and further discredit her brother's campaign.

Here's a little history lesson, Diana. Australia was the only english speaking nation to fight side by side with America in Vietnam. Australia by helping to resolve a potential genocide by the world's largest islamic nation (by population) Indonesia had already raised the ire of muslim terrorists in southeast asia. The Aussies stepped up and performed with distinction in Afghanistan, and then suffered the loss of nearly 200 citizens during the bombing of a nightclub in Bali. Australia recognizes that it is a powerful "infidel" enemy located within spitting distance of a highly radicalized and poorly policed islamic superstate. That is why Australia remains committed to supporting the US in the GWOT, AND THAT IS WHY AUSTRALIA IS IN JEAPARDY!

By using her unique platform as a sibling of the Democratic nominee to interfere with international relations without regard to the consequences makes you a Buddy Fucker. You buddy fucked your nation, one of our allies, and probably your own brother, nice going, bitch!

Looters

2004-09-18T20:29:00.000-07:00

My inlaws live in Ft. Walton Beach, FL which is pretty close to where Ivan impacted. In addition to media reports of looting, my inlaws have reported witnessing acts of looting on a massive scale. This is a disgrace. I must have been crazy to think that after 9/11 we would begin to take care of our own in this country. Well, I guess not. My mother-in-law told me that the reason they did not evacuate their house was in part because of looting that had occurred in other parts of Florida in the wake of Charly and Frances. I suspect that the death toll from Ivan was so much higher because people did not want to evacuate and leave their homes open to the kind of scumbags that would loot someone's home after a natural disaster.

Looters should be shot on sight without regard to the circumstances or if they are even armed. They are a species of vermin not fit to be allowed into the general population and should be treated accordingly. Looters are Blue Falcons.